Kinky Salon is all about the ridiculous so this is a chance to explore some of the silliest costumes ever.
Go wild by coming as one of these amazing fruit and veg related characters and celebrities:
Carmen Miranda, Strawberry Shortcake, Bananaman, the Jolly Green Giant, The Cabbage Patch Kids, Mr Bean, Steve Jobs from Apple, James and the Giant Peach, Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Ratatouille, The Man from Del Monte, Huckleberry Finn, Professor Plum…
Turn yourself into a delicious treat with bodypaint or go Lady Gaga style with a vegetable dress. Or for the cheap and cheerful approach try one of the many fresh fancy dress outfits.
Or flex your imagination muscles and go for a fruit’n’veg movie mash-up:
Flash Gordon with a spud masher becomes Mash Gordon, become a droog from A Clockwork Orange, cross a military outfit with Mr Potato Head to become Full Metal Jacket Potato or accessorise with some greenery to become Bladerunnerbean. Some sexy fruit-and-veg movies include “Nine and A Half Leeks” or “Brokeback Plantain”.
Or become your favourite fruit and veg character such as “The Fresh Quince of Bel Pear” or “Satsuma Thurman”. Go bananas and twist our melons, the fruitier and loopier the better.
Even more ideas:
The Very Hungry Caterpillar, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, Annoying Orange, Meat and Two Veg, A cornocopia, Japanese street fashion with fruit, Peas in a Pod, juicy fruits, Eve, Mary Mary Quite Contrary, The Great Pumpkin, Pop Art fruit pictures, The Munch Bunch, The Banana Bunch, Tomato Cruise, Captain Jack Marrow, The Great Gatspea, Bananas In Pajamas, Bananaman, Fruit of the Loom, peach fuzz, couch potatoes, Bruce Pea, gardeners, West Side Salad, Brewster’s Melons, Turnip and Hooch, Broccoli Spears, greengrocers, Figmalion, James and the Giant Peach, Poddington Peas, Jasper Carrott, metamorphosis, each peach pear plum, the Garden Gang, Neneh Cherry, the Broccolli Horror Picture Show, The Super (Food Salad) Bowl, the God-Fava, Starfruit Troopers, Star Wars: Revenge of the Pith…