Kinky Salon Does Pantomime…oh yes, Yes, YES we do!
Dear Ladels and Jellyspoons, Bois, Galz and Peoples of the Kingdom of Panto, fetch out your finest finery and gird your gaudy loins for Kinky Salon’s pantomime spectacular!
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Kinky Salon Does Pantomime:
Oh yes, Yes, YES we do!
Saturday 10 December
9pm to 4am
At a brand new secret decorated
warehouse venue in Zone One
Once upon a time, a rampantly ridiculous and splendiferously sexy ball was planned. Invitations to the revels were sent across the land to all the finest rakes and fairytale reprobates.
We’ve rubbed our…erm…magic lamps and conjured up a brand-new space in Zone One that is wheelchair accessible and close to magic carpet routes, tubes, buses and trains.
Just then, the villainous Baron Hard-On interrupted with another of their crafty schemes. Fortunately the audience was on our side. “It’s Behind You!” they exclaimed…and everyone played happily ever after.
Do you like Panto?
Because we do
Oh yes, Yes, YES we do!
Dressup inspirations
Pantomime dames and principal boys, wicked stepsisters and evil queens, charming princes and princesses, Buttons, Widows Twanky, Spanky and W**ky, magic mirrors, genial genies, good fairies, bad fairies, Sugar Plum fairies, fairy godparents, pantomime horses, little pigs, billy goats gruff, golden-egg-laying geese, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Baron Hard-on, Hansel and Gretel, Pinocchio and Gepetto, Jack and his magical beanstalk, Rapunzel and Rumpelstiltskin, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and the seven dwarves, the Emperor in his birthday suit, Peter Pan and Wendy, the lost boys, the Gingerbread Man, the Princess and the Pea, Goldilocks and her Bears (or Bear Cubs), Dick Whittington, Pussy in Boots, Red Riding Hood, Granny and the Big Bad Wolf, the Frog Prince, the Little Mermaid, the Pied Piper of Hamlyn, the Snow Queen, Tinkerbell, ticking crocodiles, Captain Hook, Jack and Jill Frost, the Nutcracker, frogs and princes, rags to riches, greedy witches, the boy who never grew up…and please, NO SEXY SANTAS!
Performance from
Rubyyy Jones with a kinky burlesque act
Zoe Margolis aka Abby Lee, author of the “Girl With A One Track Mind” books
Queerlesque trollop Mr Mistress with an Evil Queen routine
Compere Ian Bruce as RubiCANE
Plus win a silly prize in our ridiculous Costume Competition
Art and Interactive
Jump aboard Cinderella’s Pumpkin Carriage
Climb the magic BDSM-stalk to a world of painful possibilities
Play an interactive game from Electronic Doll
Enter our Winter Funderland
Get swallowed whole by Captain Hook’s Crocodile
Spotify Playlists
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